Slarty

Northern English slang, meaning "to be covered with shit." This is why the wizard Slartibartfast in THE HITCHHIKERS GUIDE TO THE GALAXY does not want to say his name, and why Arthur Dent laughs when he does.

one who likes being alone but also hates it , somebody who can go days without social interactions and still keep their sanity , a person who loves only in the inside and would expect everybody who’s in their circle to understand that without having to show it , that one person who sits in the corner at parties, that one person who smiles for like a second and literally a second later the smile disappears, the one person who cares only for those who are family and friends everybody else can die it’s whatever we are not depressed we just live our lives how we live our lives.

To be the fastest bart around (from the hitch hikers guide)