slarve
In skiing, a sliding carve. At the end of your normal C-carve, you drift by flattening the skis. Stand up tall over the downhill ski, ease out of the carve, and plot your next line. Also known as a "schmear". Popularized by Shane McConkey.
I thought I would be showing her how to shred until I saw her slarve like a pro.
slarve
to suck in an sloppy, uncontrolled and enthusiastic way
that skanky bitch loved to slarve mydode.
slarv
1. To suck or slobber on a dick while giving head.
2. A disgusting way of describing the action given during a blowjob.
2. A disgusting way of describing the action given during a blowjob.
My hot babe of a manager was slarving on my dick all throughout our lunch break.
Slarving Dode
Giving Head, Giving a blow Job, Sucking Dick, Giving a man oral sex.
I like Slarving Dode.
Dode Slarved
The act of getting your dick sucked very hard and with much saliva. It originated from the FunnyorDie iPad parody video actor Adam Scott.
"...send and receive emails; all while getting my dode slarved."-Adam Scott.
Slarv Dode
suck dick
that girl can slarv dode,or all other wheels slarv dode
slarve dog
An old-school breed of snowboarder who wore sorels and favored back country riding and sneaking onto ski-hills. Characterized by fast, erratic riding the excessive use of duct tape.
Pompous skier 1: Wadsworth, what on earth is that?
Pompous skier 2: Why Niles, I believe it is one of those ghastly slarve dogs!
Pompous Skier 1: How hideous!
Slarve dog: Check me dude, Im gonna launch that wind lip and bust a mega method air!
Pompous skier 2: Why Niles, I believe it is one of those ghastly slarve dogs!
Pompous Skier 1: How hideous!
Slarve dog: Check me dude, Im gonna launch that wind lip and bust a mega method air!