Slash N’ Dash
When some ass at the eBay Global Warehouse in Kentucky cuts through your package with a box cutter before repacking it for international shipping.
Mark: Hey I heard you got that old iPod from the US delivered today!
Dave: Yeah, but it got the old Slash N’ Dash treatment.
Dave: Yeah, but it got the old Slash N’ Dash treatment.
Slash N’ Dash
When someone breaks into your car using a demolition saw to take your radio.
Dave: Bro, I was eating at waffle house, and some gay-wad performed the good ol Slash N’ Dash on my truck.
Carl: Really? That sucks you had a bumpin system in there.
Carl: Really? That sucks you had a bumpin system in there.