slasturbating
masturbating in your sleep
Jimmy fell asleep with his dick in his hand and woke up with semen all over him and exclaimed, "Shit, I was slasturbating again!"
slasturbating
staying inside all day to just sleep and masturbate
John: dude yesterday i was slasturbating like crazy
George: o yeah well i slasturbate like every other day
George: o yeah well i slasturbate like every other day