Slathered
A state of drunkenness which lies on the balance of wanting to go to bed and desiring to get furthermore intoxicated, typically experienced after 3-4 bottles of quality cider.
I had three and a half Sheppy's Dabinett cidré last night. I was so slathered I could decide whether to go to bed or stay up all night making one word rig's.
Slathered
The drunkest and only way to eat chicken and waffles
Nigha I was so slathered last night I ate 27 plates of chicken and waffles.
Slathered
The act of pwning someone to where their pride is severely dammaged
The stupid kid tried to tel me how to snipe, so i slathered him
Slather
A seemingly innocuous term used by amateur recipe writers to describe smearing stuff on their meats.
Slather the sausage with the moist mustard and mayo spread then insert into the eggplant.
Ooh so good!
Ooh so good!
slather
(verb) To coat generously with a paste or semi-liquid substance.
She slathered my weasel with her greazle.
Slather
The act of rubbing thick cream, lotion, or even jiz all over something.
I slathered her up with my man juices.
Slathers
Exactly 10 bakers doezens of people. Like if you put butter on bread but the butter was people.
There were slathers of people at the school. That’s not a lot, but it kinda is.