sleep at night
1. Stop being stupid
2. Think before you act
2. Think before you act
Boss: "Why are you late?"
Employee: "I thought I was early."
Boss: "Sleep at night."
Employee: "I thought I was early."
Boss: "Sleep at night."
Whatever helps you sleep at night
A witty comeback that is said after someone makes a ridiculous statement.
Joe: I swear I am not a virgin.
Mike: Bro, whatever helps you sleep at night.
Mike: Bro, whatever helps you sleep at night.
where did you sleep last night?
singing it will out of context will make your friends block you
A: where did you sleep last night?
B: BRO WTF
B: BRO WTF
If thats what makes you sleep at night.
If thats what makes you sleep at night- Commonly used phrase to make peers nearby laugh. But mainly it means what your trying to say is impossible and would never happen.
Kid :"DUDE I CAN DUNK NOW"
Other Kid: "Yeah if thats what makes you sleep at night."
Other kids: "BHAHHAH"
Other Kid: "Yeah if thats what makes you sleep at night."
Other kids: "BHAHHAH"
Sleep on the Porch Night
1. An evening in which you go out to a party or the bars, shamelessly sing your heart out on the karaoke stage, then walk home barefoot only to find that you are locked out of your house, but are too afraid to wake up your roommates (who have exams the next day), so despite the freezing temperatures, you fall asleep on your front porch.
2. Any truly crazy college night that provides you with several funny stories to tell the next day.
2. Any truly crazy college night that provides you with several funny stories to tell the next day.
Since college is going to be over before we know it, we have to have as many Sleep on the Porch Nights as possible before we graduate so that we have stories to tell our grandchildren.
how can you sleep with yourself at night
something you tell someone when they did something very fucked up
girl #1 : how can you sleep with yourself at night you monster