sleep barber
the act of being barbered in one's sleep
Jay was sleep barbered because he is a jackwagon.
sleep barber
to cut anothers hair, eybrows or beard as they sleep
she didn't like her husbands beard so she sleep barbered it off
The sleeping barber
When the bush is to thick and u have to trim HARD, while she's asleep. Then finish the deal.
When she went to bed she was bushly and angry...she awoke silky smooth...thanks to the sleeping barber;)