Sleeperbating
The act of falling asleep when one had previous plans to masterbate.
Everything was going to plan, then I wound up sleeperbating.
sleeperbate
When you go to sleep, wake up in the middle of the night, masturbate, and go back to sleep.
"Man, I couldn't sleep last night, I had to sleeperbate."
sleeperbate
To masturbate immediately before falling asleep; to masturbate in order to fall asleep.
I have ruined my sheets many times because of my sleeperbation habit.
I can't go to sleep unless I sleeperbate.
Sleeberbating stealthily can be difficult if there is another person sleeping in the room.
I can't go to sleep unless I sleeperbate.
Sleeberbating stealthily can be difficult if there is another person sleeping in the room.
sleeperbation
When you wake up from a dream and find you're rubbing one out in your sleep.
I woke up from an orgasm last night after a sleeperbation session.