Sleeping with the salad
the term used when a mid 20's dude fucks a hollowed out, warmed up cucumber.
Rodrigo's woman caught him "Sleeping with the salad" - now she won't let him walk through the vegetable section at IGA alone.
Alternative:
Rodrigo has blisters on his thing from "Sleeping with the salad" too soon after heating that shit up in the microwave.
Alternative:
Rodrigo has blisters on his thing from "Sleeping with the salad" too soon after heating that shit up in the microwave.