sleep on the couch

this is usually the punishment for us dudes that lives with our girlfriends or already married, if u piss off your wife, this is the least that she will do

Trevor: Man, i have to sleep on the couch for the next 2 nights..:(

Jack: Why?

Trevor: I pissed off my girlfriend

Jack: LOL!!!!!!!

sleeping on the couch

You fucked up.

I was sleeping on the couch last night.

Your wife was tripping?

Yeah bro, i think i fucked up

Let me sleep on the couch

When you want to do something that someone else will not let you do because it seems less fun than the alternative.

You come back home drunk and your friend is trying to force you into your bed, but you say, "Let me sleep on the couch", and they will not let up until you are sleeping in your bed.

俚语	sleep on the couch
释义	sleep on the couch this is usually the punishment for us dudes that lives with our girlfriends or already married, if u piss off your wife, this is the least that she will do Trevor: Man, i have to sleep on the couch for the next 2 nights..:( Jack: Why? Trevor: I pissed off my girlfriend Jack: LOL!!!!!!! sleeping on the couch You fucked up. I was sleeping on the couch last night. Your wife was tripping? Yeah bro, i think i fucked up Let me sleep on the couch When you want to do something that someone else will not let you do because it seems less fun than the alternative. You come back home drunk and your friend is trying to force you into your bed, but you say, "Let me sleep on the couch", and they will not let up until you are sleeping in your bed.
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