slender fart
A fart that elegantly yet narrowly slides out between a person's ass cheeks finalizing with a crisp popping sound.
"POP!!!!"
Person 1 "Dude you chewing gum?"
Person 2 "no that popping noise was just a slender fart that snuck out of me.
Person 1 "Dude you chewing gum?"
Person 2 "no that popping noise was just a slender fart that snuck out of me.