Sleshinger

A kitchen implement made in Japan, assembled in Germany, and shipped to Canada. it is only sold in Alabama. of course, the power of this object is un-know. for a while now, Canada has been plotting to take over the U.S.A. with their particle accelerator. aided by the brain washed rock bands of america, they could only afford one small shop to sell these devices in the state of Alabama. when the economy fell, the need for imported kitchen devices went up. now there is a Sheshinger is almost every home in america. we must stop them before they carry out their ultimate plan! Canada will use giant rockets to fly their country to mars, then blow up the earth! WE MUST STOP THEM!