slide home
After closing down the bars and realizing that you are too drunk to drive, the only way to get home is to lean against a building and slide your shoulder along the side to remain upright while moving in a forward direction.
"I got so drunk downtown last night, the only way I could get back was to slide home on the windows of the storefronts.
Slide home safely
Using a condom while poppin the pussy.
Man that bitch I fucked lastnight wasn't on the pill so I had to slide home safely.
Slide into home
To score, to have sexual intercourse. Frequently used among male teenagers.
"I wanted to get beyond third base and slide into home."
sliding into home headfirst
performing oral sex
Joe had such a great time - all night he was sliding into home headfirst.