Turtle Slides

When somebody takes a shit in a toilet and after they flush, streaks are left down the inside of the bowl that look similar to the streaks left in mud next to a pond that turtles slide into.

"Dude, what the hell did you eat? A whole pound of cheese?"
"What? Why?"
"You left some wicked bad turtle slides in the toilet."

Sliding Turtle

Getting ready to give head to an uncircumcised dick and it pops out.

Michael was uncircumcised, he made out with Stephanie, she unzipped his pants and saw his sliding turtle.

俚语	sliding turtle
释义	Turtle Slides When somebody takes a shit in a toilet and after they flush, streaks are left down the inside of the bowl that look similar to the streaks left in mud next to a pond that turtles slide into. "Dude, what the hell did you eat? A whole pound of cheese?" "What? Why?" "You left some wicked bad turtle slides in the toilet." Sliding Turtle Getting ready to give head to an uncircumcised dick and it pops out. Michael was uncircumcised, he made out with Stephanie, she unzipped his pants and saw his sliding turtle.
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