Slime (creature)

This is not the definition of a moist, soft, and slippery substance, typically regarded as repulsive. No, this is a person. A living person that you have some sort of affection towards. This could be your girlfriend, best friend, or even your sisters roommates dog. But, if you are going to communicate with others about your slime, you must swipe your pointer finger underneath the bottom of your nose, followed by a big thumbs down. Use this definition carefully and correctly, or else the slime gods will find you, and kill you.