Slimpy Dick
Slim•py dick;
Def: (Noun) A male who has such immense feelings of love for the opposite sex which makes his penis unable to perform in an intimate way.
Def: (Noun) A male who has such immense feelings of love for the opposite sex which makes his penis unable to perform in an intimate way.
i.e; Yooo Jose is such a slimpy dick for that Canadian chick