Slimy Dragon
The slimy dragon is a sex position in which the male is covered from head to toe in Vaseline and green paint, holding a bottle of hair spray and a lighter. The lady also covered in Vaseline being penetrated is the doggy style position is only expecting vaginal sex from behind, so, by surprise, the male yanks out his penis and does surprise anal, making the female scream while he ignite the hair spray. Hence the name slimy dragon.
Jake: dude my fucking house burned down while I was doing the slimy dragon