slip 'n fall
Term for a completely accidental and fatally regrettable one-night stand, typically involving impaired reasoning skills due to the over-consumption of alcohol or other choice substances.
Jane: Don't look now, but at 12 O'clock, isn't that Chad? Didn't you two date for a while?
Christina: Chad? Is that his name? Nah, we never dated. He was a total slip 'n fall.
Christina: Chad? Is that his name? Nah, we never dated. He was a total slip 'n fall.