Bellittiere
A metrosexual male who is paranoid all the time, wears a fanny pack, and totally digs sweatpants that have words like "booty" or "juicy" emblazoned on the posterior aspect of said sweatpants.
Person 1: "I went to the mall today and the only thing I could find were douches, bidets, and Bellittieres."
Person 2: "Seriously! What is this amateur hour? I do like sweatpants though."
Person 2: "Seriously! What is this amateur hour? I do like sweatpants though."