Slipper Cock

When you fuck a slipper and your cocks skin gets ripped off.

Doctor: Young man... did you uh.... fuck a slipper?"
Young Bill Clinton: Um yeah... why?
Doctor: This is definitely a case of Slipper Cock

Cock Slipper

Should one find themselves having to make the hasty dash from the shower to bedroom, naked, a cock slipper may be used to hide his pork sword. You simply drop the genitalia into front of the slipper and proceed with your journey to your room. Dignity intact.

Shit, this is awkward, I'm naked and i don't have a towel with me. No need to worry, i've got my cock slipper!

Is he... wearing a cock slipper? How crude, we're in a childrens playground!

Cock Slipper

Johnson protection during sex season.

Ben triple-stacked his cock slippers before spearing Britney.

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