slippery kitchen

A game where you drink copious amounts of whiskey and then proceed to pour olive oil all over the linoleum in your kitchen and then try to fight your friends.

the result of your worktops after a hard dirty romp on the kitchen counter with your boyfriend, whilst you're making tea for his mum who is upstairs in bed. The worktops could be covered in sweat, period liquid shit or perhaps cum after the session, just depends on where and how you did it ;)