Slippery ninja

The sexual act of masturbating onto a floor, leaving a sticky or slippery mess (depending on floor surface). An action intended to cause discomfort and annoyance to a female partner in the hope that she treads in the newly applied man-porridge.

*guy applies slippery ninja technique, girl walks into room* *squelch*
Girl: Oh my god that's disgusting! Why would you do that on the floor?!
Guy: I am slippery ninja, and as an owner of ovaries, you are the victim of my mischievous ninja deeds!

slippery ninja

When one male sneaks upon another male and inserts (slips) his "ninja" into the anal cavity.

Bob: Rob passed out drunk last night..
so i gave him a SLIPPERY NINJA!
Ralf: WAY TA GO!
Kim: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! me too!

俚语	slippery ninja
释义	Slippery ninja The sexual act of masturbating onto a floor, leaving a sticky or slippery mess (depending on floor surface). An action intended to cause discomfort and annoyance to a female partner in the hope that she treads in the newly applied man-porridge. guy applies slippery ninja technique, girl walks into room squelch Girl: Oh my god that's disgusting! Why would you do that on the floor?! Guy: I am slippery ninja, and as an owner of ovaries, you are the victim of my mischievous ninja deeds! slippery ninja When one male sneaks upon another male and inserts (slips) his "ninja" into the anal cavity. Bob: Rob passed out drunk last night.. so i gave him a SLIPPERY NINJA! Ralf: WAY TA GO! Kim: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! me too!
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