Slippy Foot
When a man named Foot greases himself up with butter (hence slippy), and dives into the arms of passers by, seeing if they can catch him. If they fail, he eats them
Man 1: Slippy Foot was a bit greasier than usual today!
Man 2: I know. He's eaten both of my grandparents this week. The bastard.
Man 2: I know. He's eaten both of my grandparents this week. The bastard.