The Bellows
Yet another act designed to share noxious butt gas (flatulence) with one's significant other (SO). It is comprised of multiple steps.
1) While your SO is in bed with you, tightly hold the covers close to you to create a good seal that will prevent noxious gases from coming out near you.
2) Let one go. Silent but deadly is better as everyone loves surprises.
3) Slowly use your foot to raise the covers at the far end of the bed.
4) Let your foot drop. If done properly, "The Bellows" should give your SO a nice blast of your most recent work while leaving you protected and laughing.
NOTE: Punches in the arm as well as the well earned title of "you asshole" are a likely result
This was inspired by the Dutch Oven
1) While your SO is in bed with you, tightly hold the covers close to you to create a good seal that will prevent noxious gases from coming out near you.
2) Let one go. Silent but deadly is better as everyone loves surprises.
3) Slowly use your foot to raise the covers at the far end of the bed.
4) Let your foot drop. If done properly, "The Bellows" should give your SO a nice blast of your most recent work while leaving you protected and laughing.
NOTE: Punches in the arm as well as the well earned title of "you asshole" are a likely result
This was inspired by the Dutch Oven
I gave my wife The Bellows last night. That's how her eyebrows got singed.
The Bellows
During a devil's three way one man inserts his erect penis aggressively into the vagina while the other aggressively inserts his penis into her anus. The two then viciously thrust simultaneously, knocking nuts and making her exhale heavily out of fear and enjoyment.
Fire investigator: How did your house catch fire?
Chad: Me and my buddy were giving his wife The Bellows and knocked over a few candles.
Chad: Me and my buddy were giving his wife The Bellows and knocked over a few candles.
bellow
A loud burst of masculinity that defines you as a person and a man. All hail the bellow, for the thunder it creates makes all beings quiver with love and fear. The bellow expresses life, nothing would exist without it. It is said that the world was spoken into existance by god; he grabbed his belt, thrust his head back and bellowed with all his might. The bellow is a greeting, an expression of complete and total ownage and is completely receivable by all.
(Thrusting with belt-in-hand, shouting will the deepest voice you can muster) BEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOWWWW!!!
Or, bellow!, how are you today
PWN!, Beeeeeeellllloooowww!!!
Or, bellow!, how are you today
PWN!, Beeeeeeellllloooowww!!!
The Bellows
Colloquial name given to the giant sculpture of praying hands located at the entrance of Oral Roberts University's campus in Tulsa, Oklahoma by the university's students and detractors alike. The moniker references a particularly lewd sexual act.
On our way to watch the Golden Eagles play, we stopped by The Bellows.
bellow
the best colour which is a mix of blue and yellow. no it’s not green, it’s is it’s own colour called bellow.
Person 1: What’s your favourite colour?
Person 2: bellow!
Person 1: so green?
Person 2: No! yellow and blue are equally my favourites so it’s bellow!
Person 2: bellow!
Person 1: so green?
Person 2: No! yellow and blue are equally my favourites so it’s bellow!
The Bellows
The act of placing two hands,palm to palm,inside an orifice,usually an anus or vagina,then pulling hands apart-while keeping fingertips touching.This motion when performed correctly,mimics the action of bellows being used on a fireplace.
I gave her the bellows for a treat last night.Being that she loves all forms of sexual humiliation,she asked for the bellows, and I obliged.
Bellow
the noise an angry viking warrior makes; also the way lumberjacks speak
The viking warrior bellowed at his army to attack.