slobjob
A more accurate description of a 'blowjob' or the act of sucking a wang.
Give me a slobjob, woman.
slobjobability
Ones ability to get a Slob Job.
Sean was out trying to score but because of his low slobjobability he had to go home and jerk off instead.
Some girls don't even like to blow dudes but if they run across someone with a great level of slobjobability they really cant help but slam that shaft down their throats.
When Bob tried to get a slobjob he was robbed by another guy and because of that his slobjobability was replaced with robsbobknobslobjobability
Some girls don't even like to blow dudes but if they run across someone with a great level of slobjobability they really cant help but slam that shaft down their throats.
When Bob tried to get a slobjob he was robbed by another guy and because of that his slobjobability was replaced with robsbobknobslobjobability