Slobsquatch
n. (Slaw-b-skw-ah-ch)
The end result of a woman riding a bicycle seat for an extended period of time in warm weather. Often more pronounced in overweight or obese women.
A sweaty, limp vagina/underwear combination.
Also used as a pejorative term for a woman who is deemed gross or ugly.
The end result of a woman riding a bicycle seat for an extended period of time in warm weather. Often more pronounced in overweight or obese women.
A sweaty, limp vagina/underwear combination.
Also used as a pejorative term for a woman who is deemed gross or ugly.
"Girlfriend! I gots to get me a Summer's Eve after that bike ride. There's a slobsquatch in my drawers."
"Dude, did you hook up with that slizz from last night? Tell me she wasn't a slobsquatch."
"Dude, did you hook up with that slizz from last night? Tell me she wasn't a slobsquatch."