Slomosexual
A person whose sexual desires include people, animals, or objects that are moving slowly. Awkward situations arise (literally) around the elderly.
"Mom, Dad... I'm a slomosexual."
"Oh, bless your heart, Timmy!"
"Oh, bless your heart, Timmy!"
Slomosexual
Someone who is completely retarded (retardation meaning literally someone who is slow) and is also homosexual. Also used as just "slomo"
Kevin: ...and then i told her to screw off and slapped her ass but then this really cute guy came up and I slapped his ass too
Jenkins: dude that guy is such a slomosexual
Eliza: agreed
Jenkins: dude that guy is such a slomosexual
Eliza: agreed
Slomosexual
That gay retarded kid in the back of the class
"Hey look it james Charles" isnt he a slomosexual