Slopdonkey
A term used to describe an excessively drunk, sloppy, and stupid individual who is behaving in such a way that they resemble one who is mentally handicapped in both actions and facial expressions. (v.) To behave as a slutty drunk idiot.
Holyfuckinshitballs Dill is such a slopdonkey. I wish he would stop making that face and stumbling around like he's wearing cheap hooker heels.
She was a dumpah, but she was slopdonkeying all night and she fell in the pool.
She was a dumpah, but she was slopdonkeying all night and she fell in the pool.