sloppy bear
a gay man who has a muffin top and is very hairy (Bob's Burger reference)
I have a friend that will like you he's in to sloppy bears (Bob's Burgers)
Sloppy Bear Claw
1. When you give a successfull under the pants handjob and you’re hand is covered in sticky Sperm and lint from the pants.
2 The aftermath of an UTPHJ.
2 The aftermath of an UTPHJ.
Sarah gave me a UTPHJ and then Pulled put her Sloppy Bear Claw and slapped me in the face.