sloppy butt
Describes when a person's butt is flabby and out of shape. This does not necessarily mean said person's body is out of shape.
Meg: "That girl has perfect hair!"
Blair: "She's got a sloppy butt though"
Blair: "She's got a sloppy butt though"
Sloppy Stephen Butt Hole
When a guy named Stephen has a butthole so sweaty and sloppy that it constantly leaks a chunky, dark brown substance that mildly resembles a placenta.
me : "Yo, broseph! what u wanna do today?"
Broseph Stephen : "Idk mayne, my sloppy Stephen butt hole is acting up today, might have to just stay in and massage my prostate"
me: "ok bro good luck."
Broseph Stephen : "Idk mayne, my sloppy Stephen butt hole is acting up today, might have to just stay in and massage my prostate"
me: "ok bro good luck."
Sloppy Butt Smush
The sexual act of two parters dressing up in each others clothes after eating buckets of spicy chili, spreading their butt cheeks, and smushing them together as hard as they can, and letting all the built up pressure of the chili out by aggressively shitting into each others anal cavities, spraying burning hot diarrhea all over the room while each partner screams in terror of the thought that they will have to clean it all up with their tongue
YO Butt Fucker 3000, me and this random ass person i met behind a mcdonalds parking lot did a sloppy butt smush and there were like 30 people filming! NOW GIVE ME MY GOD DAMN OATMEAL! 😟🐸🦧💯💩🥵🔥😳😱🥶😩🍌😎😬😎🥸🤞🥵💯🔥