sloppy sock puppet
when you engage in protected sexual intercourse with a woman and when you ejaculate you turn the condom inside out and fist the shit out of her with the condom on your hand.
last night for my birthday
my girlfriend let me give her a sloppy sock puppet.
my girlfriend let me give her a sloppy sock puppet.
Sloppy Socks
When you dropped an ice cube and forgot to kick it under the fridge so it melts and you step in it later
Christian didn’t kick that ice under the fridge, now I have sloppy socks!
Sloppy sock dock
Where you take an uncircumcised penis and a circumcised penis and put the two tips together then pull the skin of the uncircumcised penis over the top of the circumcised penis and ejaculate at the same time.
Jim over there likes to sloppy sock dock all of his friends