slothed

To be incredibly high and retarted you dont function normally.

The act of hugging someone from behind, while they are unaware, and pulling them to the floor with your own dead weight. Then jumping up and laughing at their face.

To spend you waking hours passively in front of a TV or a book, doing nothing productive.

the cutest (yet slowest) animal in the world over any animal like a puppy I would rather have a sloth sloths are super cute and cool

dance moves where you shake your arms in a swinging motion

A sexual position; The Sloth can be executed as follows: the male participant is on all fours while the female participant hangs from the male torso, wrapping her legs around his lower waist and her arms around his shoulders. The male acts as a branch while the female, much like a sloth, hangs from him, giving the position its name. The male is responsible for the thrusting motion required for successful sexual intercourse. If executed correctly, the female's body should be entirely suspended. Easiest if the male first enters the female while both are lying down. Once he's inside, the female wraps her arms and legs around him, the male gets on all fours, and The Sloth commences.

adj. 1a. of, or relating to the sloth, esp. in its slow and apathetic behavior