Slothocrat
Member of the best, and slowest, political party. They believe that the sloths should be in control, not only America but also the entire world. Studies show that if humans act lazy and sloth like then they are preserving the life of the universe by a small amount, which is one reason why they believe that sloths are our true overlords.
Slothocrats enjoy being slow and lazy, because it is sloth- like.