Slovak

The greatest, sexiest, nicest people on the entire planet. Despite people's constant confusing us with being a certain Greek food, we are proud of who we are, but not to the point of going around stirring shit with our fellow neighbours. Anybody with the slightest knowledge of Central (NOT EASTERN!) Europe will understand that the correct denonym for someone from the Slovak Republic (not Slovakia) is a Slovak, not 'Slovakian.'
Also, we are not Slovenes. They have their own country. And we aren't Czechs. They too have their own country.

The Slovak language is widely regarded as the most 'beautiful' of all Slavic languages, this is a result of its central position amongst them. This also means it's the Slavic language most Slavs can understand (ie the most mutually intelligable of all Slavic languages between Slavic languages)

Slovaks have a rich and diverse culture even though we suck at Eurovision :)
The amitable Slovak people are world renowned for their hospitality and general awesomeness.

Slovensko žije!

to SLOwly fall into the VACuum of space.

A nickname mostly for male's of Slovak background.

A drink that is half tap water and half the cheapest vodka you can find.

Hillel Slovak was a guitarist and artist of other mediums. He reached fame as being a founder of the Red Hot Chili Peppers. He left in 1983 only to return in 1985 and played on two of their records. Unfortunatly he died of a drug overdose in June 1988 the day after returning home from the Chili's first ever European tour. This sent the band into a downward spiral. Anthony Kiedis went on a speedball binge. While Jack Irons was hostpitalized for clinical depression and left the band. They returned adding Chad Smith and the legendary John Frusciante who had been Hillel's biggest fan.

Slovak Republic , also known as SLOVAKIA. SVK, SK
Country in the Middle Europe, boardering Austria, Czech Republic, Poland, Ukraine and Hungary.
Since 2004 member of EU - European Union
Capital city - Bratislava

Legendary guitar player and founding member of The Red Hot Chili Peppers. Was Briefly a member of What is This before returning to the Peppers in 1985. He overdosed and died from speedballing in 1988. He did two albums with the Peppers: Freaky Styley, The Uplift Mofo Party Plan.