slovenian sex machine

Now this ones goes back generations. A Slovenian Sex Machine is a middle aged man (preferably Hispanic) who adopts a lifestyle of sleeping with Slovenian mothers and then grilling their Slovenian children for a quick midnight feast. Those who attempt this ritual should do it at night time to stop the detection of the the Daddy’s

Daddy: Shamima, why is there smoke coming from the garden?

Shamima: I don’t know let me check...

*sees their two healthy Slovenian children on a medium heat above a fire on a spit. They appear to be medium rare, just the way Daddy likes it*

Shamima: DAMMIT!! It was my Slovenian Sex Machine again!! CURSE YOUUUUU

俚语	slovenian sex machine
释义	slovenian sex machine Now this ones goes back generations. A Slovenian Sex Machine is a middle aged man (preferably Hispanic) who adopts a lifestyle of sleeping with Slovenian mothers and then grilling their Slovenian children for a quick midnight feast. Those who attempt this ritual should do it at night time to stop the detection of the the Daddy’s Daddy: Shamima, why is there smoke coming from the garden? Shamima: I don’t know let me check... sees their two healthy Slovenian children on a medium heat above a fire on a spit. They appear to be medium rare, just the way Daddy likes it Shamima: DAMMIT!! It was my Slovenian Sex Machine again!! CURSE YOUUUUU
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