Slowalkia
A land where people who walk at a slow pace, preventing the people behind them to walk at a normal pace, hail from.
"Those two ladies are walking so slowly, they must be from Slowalkia."
"Hurry up guys, we're late for the movie. Are you from Slowalkia or something?"
"Hurry up guys, we're late for the movie. Are you from Slowalkia or something?"