Slowbi Wan Kenobi
1. Sluggish drivers on the road that are wise beyond their years, but slow beyond all belief. They easily scare, but they'll soon be back, and in greater numbers.
"Man, what took you so long to get here?"
"Sorry, I got stuck behind a couple of Slowbi Wan Kenobis on the highway."
"Sorry, I got stuck behind a couple of Slowbi Wan Kenobis on the highway."