Slowld
The unimaginably frustrating pace employed by people over the age of 50 when they venture out of the home either on foot or driving a vehicle and manage to get themselves between you and where you want to go. It's very likely this is done out of embittered spite against happy and young people due to the accumulation of misery and suffering through a person's lifetime.
I went to get a sandwich on my lunch break but got stuck behind a granny going so slowld I had to go hungry.