slow poke
a generally playful and friendly term for a person who takes their time and/or moves slowly; usually does not imply a person is mentally slow, merely physically slow.
"Tracy always takes so long to shower before school and then she spends at least ten minutes looking for her clothes and five minutes trying to find her shoes! Geez, we're always late for the bus because she's such a slow poke!"
Slow Poke
Some one who pokes back on facebook very very late
that tara girl is such a slow poke...
Slow Poke
When you sneak up behind a girl and poke her with your boner.
I slow poked your mom