Sludgemuncher
A connoisseur of liquified meals; someone who eats soup out of a friend's arse.
Steve: What are you, some kind of sludgemuncher?!
Terry: Yes, actually.
Steve: Oh...
Terry: You can't go wrong with a bit of leek and chicken, Steven.
Terry: Yes, actually.
Steve: Oh...
Terry: You can't go wrong with a bit of leek and chicken, Steven.