sluglationship

a relationship that a slug at west point might be in. 3 out of 5 of the following criteria must be met to qualify for this term:

1.He probably has been going out with this girl since high school
2. They've (probably) never fucked, or if they have, not very well.
3. She's fat.
4. aforementioned slug acts like he's hot shit due to said relationship
5. at least one of the two are from texas.