slugpensation

an activity certain slugs at west point engage in to compensate for their horrible slugness.
such activities include, but are not limited to:

1. planning to "work out" for marathons, but giving up halfway (typical)
2. mocking other slugs who they perceive to be less physically fit than they are. (a fallacy: nothing is less than zero)
3. hell freezes over, and s/he sets foot in a gym (usually starts happening 3-4 weeks before t-giving/spring break)