Slukens
(n.) A person who must parent their childish father. Comes from the type of family where the nephew is older than the aunt. Often says words such as: "chillin''", "jawn", and "clutch". Loves intense gaming and ghetto rap (especially Lil Wayne). Has a chill personality but a hot temper. Doesn't take shit from anyone.
"Yo Scott, how'd you break your hand?"
"I dropped this kid; that's what happens when you fuck with a Slukens."
"I dropped this kid; that's what happens when you fuck with a Slukens."