slumber chub
The state of a man's penis whilst he is sleeping. Not necessarily totally limp, yet not totally hard. First coined during the 9/3/2014 episode of the Daily Show with John Stewart.
If I don't upload nude photos they will break into my house at night, yank off the covers and snap a picture of me and my slumber chub! Daddy's gotta rest Jon.
Dude, I hope someone doesn't get a picture of my slumber chub while I'm sleeping!
I totally had slumber chub the other morning when I met my mom and dad for coffee.
Dude, I hope someone doesn't get a picture of my slumber chub while I'm sleeping!
I totally had slumber chub the other morning when I met my mom and dad for coffee.