slumbering lumber
a dick that won't get hard
Me - Adam suffers from slumbering lumber even when he isn't drinking.
Jack - He should really see a doctor. They have pills for that now
Jack - He should really see a doctor. They have pills for that now
Slumber Lumber
Pre-morning wood.
While still sleeping girlfriend notices you have an erection.
While still sleeping girlfriend notices you have an erection.
So the other night I unknowingly had sex with my girlfiend with my slumber lumber.
Slumber Lumber
alternate term for "morning wood"
The maid was aghast when she found the sleeping lumberjack, snoring, his slumber lumber proudly in view.
slumber lumber
Slumber lumber is another euphemism for waking up with an erection- otherwise known as 'morning wood'.
"I woke up with some gnarly slumber lumber and I asked if I could take it to her sawmill."
Slumbering Lumber
When you take a long nasty shit in your sleep.
I after I finished fucking this chick we went to bed, but then I woke up the next morning and discovered a slumbering lumber.
Slumber Lumber
A more sophisticated version of morning wood. Usually when you are fully asleep, and the blood can add extra power.
Sarah: After Steve fell asleep, he got the most AMAZING slumber lumber last night.
Kiki: Wow, I wish my man, Jamal had that.
Sarah: True Story
Kiki: Wow, I wish my man, Jamal had that.
Sarah: True Story
lumber slumber
Lumber slumber:
When you sleep like a log. Sound asleep. Log, lumberjack.
When you sleep like a log. Sound asleep. Log, lumberjack.
She fell asleep on the couch watching full house again! She's in a deep lumber slumber.