Slumberjacked
Gettin your shit stole cause you fell asleep.
Damn, what a night! I got totally slumberjacked! I met this girl in the club and went back to her place and partied till I passed out. But when I woke up I realized I didnt have my wallet or my iphone.
slumberjack
The act of involuntarily masturbating in one's sleep.
Stuart's wife was delighted to find her husband slumberjacking in his hospital bed. Stuart was involved in a horrific traffic accident some months ago and has been in a coma since. And now, what initially disturbed her deeply in their honeymoon bed, gave her hope.
Slumberjack
A very lazy guy who falls asleep at the slightest availability of comfortable seating position.
" Omar is a slumberjack. He falls asleep as soon as he hits the couch......."
Slumberjacking
Sleeping deeply and snoring loudly (sawing logs). Combines sleeping with lumberjack noise.
Knock loud on the door, the Sofa King is slumberjacking on the sofa.
Slumberjack
Ejaculating in the middle of the night to relax yourself and bring on sleep.
I was wide awake untill I slumberjacked
Slumberjack
Someone who falls asleep wearing flannel (shirts, pajamas, etc.) or uses a flannel blanket.
Melvin: Can you stop slumberjacking already, Johan? We gotta be at the bus station in 10 minutes!
Slumberjack
A lumberjack who passed out from lack of sleep and killed himself with his own chainsaw
" Joey was a lumberjack few days ago. Now he is a slumberjack "