slurdging
v. 1. Take a grasshopper. Smash it. Reconstitute it back into itself. Reverse engineer it with nano-technology to produce a fine-filtered liquid attached to the end of a broom handle that is flaming. Add water. Let it dry. Create holographic breast milk. Dry it. Put it in a pumpkin pie. Bake at 450F until light brown.
Slurdging is all fun and games until somebody's grandma gets pregnant.
slurdge
n. 1. The product of slurdging.
2. A slightly vicious fluid capable of impregnating your grandmother.
2. A slightly vicious fluid capable of impregnating your grandmother.
1. This slurdge was not made properly. It is not angry enough.
2. Granny got some slurdge up in her chatch. Now I got two mommies.
2. Granny got some slurdge up in her chatch. Now I got two mommies.
slurdge
the liquid left behind in the rim of a soda can after you take a sip. 80 % saliva and 20 % soda
ew! i just drank that albino's soda and got some slurdge in the process