Slurkey
Is when defining something very sleek or appealing to the eye. Also meaning when talking about something that your very infatuated with.
Man there is some fine slurkey in this club right now.
Turkey Slurkey
When an in-law lubes their hand up with the fatty grease from the turkey and gives you a hand job under the table while the rest of the family is totally unnoticing....
Aunt Susan told everyone to try her peach cobbler, but all I could say is you have to try the turkey Slurkey!!!!!
Slurkey
Slurkey is simply a mix between a slug and turkey. It is quite a "meme" of an animal as the youths might say these days. It is imaginary of course, but a great way to describe something that is a meme, a bit slimy, or funny. The reason these two particular animals are used to describe such things is because turkey are funny. Slugs are gross. It's just facts.
"Bro that shit is so slurkey!"
"Eurgh he's really slurkey.....ew"
"Nah don't say that man, it's really slurkey."
"Eurgh he's really slurkey.....ew"
"Nah don't say that man, it's really slurkey."