Slurpee Day
The date 07-11-(insert any year here). This is the day that the amazing store 7 11 gives away free slurpies!
Fred: Hey where are you at? I've been waiting at the Texaco station for you for an hour!
Tom: Fuck Texaco, it's slurpee day at 7 11!!!!!
Tom: Fuck Texaco, it's slurpee day at 7 11!!!!!
July 11 Cherry Slurpee Day
National cherry Slurpee day in honour of Alexei who died in the Netflix show Stranger Things.
Person A: Hey it's July 11 Cherry Slurpee day! We have to buy a Cherry Slurpee to honour Alexei!
Person B: I hate Alexei!
Person A: I HATE YOU!!!!!
Person B: I hate Alexei!
Person A: I HATE YOU!!!!!