Slurpee Sloppys
NOUN
The dirty clothes you pull out of the hamper and throw on yourself, regardless how dirty they are, when you need that slurpee from 7-11 at 2 a.m.
The dirty clothes you pull out of the hamper and throw on yourself, regardless how dirty they are, when you need that slurpee from 7-11 at 2 a.m.
MARY: Hey honey, i'm really craving a cherry slurpee from 7-11, can you go get me one?
TOM: But i'm in my underwear, it's 2a.m. i and don't wanna get up.
MARY: just go into the hamper and grab some "Slurpee Sloppys" to put on
TOM: But i'm in my underwear, it's 2a.m. i and don't wanna get up.
MARY: just go into the hamper and grab some "Slurpee Sloppys" to put on
sloppy slurpee
A Slurpee containing overwhelming amounts of alcohol, particulary vodka.
"Are you drunk and drinking a slurpee?"
"Yeah man, its a sloppy slurpee!"
"Yeah man, its a sloppy slurpee!"